Just a whim.Someday, if I have identical twin sons, I'm going to keep a picture of one of them in my wallet.Just one of them.People will ask what the other son looks like.I will point again to the picture.They'll... Peace MoeAs part of my continuing series on "Growing Up", I've decided to embrace the old people power of complaining to corporations via opinionated mail.
Here are two recent examples of letters I've sent (vi... Not aDidn't want cable TV. Girlfriend pays that half of the bill. Still, it is the History Channel. Between mysteries, I'm being assaulted by local political ads. I'm almost ready to adopt a new strategy i... Man HarmonySometimes my girlfriend worries how I'll fair in a "black environment". i.e, being the only white guy in a room full of black folks.
I'm not up on the fashion, I can't dance well, and I'm not about t... The job hunt continuesAfter a year or two of joking about it, my disgust with HR people has reached the point that I finally changed my resume on Monster.comAdditionally.
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Sadly, I've had more resume views as a H... Latenight TVFinally cracked and got my own broadband internet. Deadbeat neighbor wasn't keeping his on.Still, since I was a leech for so long, we set up a second wireless network titled "Charity". One network cl... TimingThey need update their textbooks in the Army.For some reason their thesaurus has under its listing for "next summer";"Next month." Brother isn't even going to have time to set up housing for his new w... Merry Merrier MerriestMy brother got married yesterday. He gets shipped to Ft Polk, Louisiana in two days. Isn't expected in Iraq until next summer.I have a lot of cousins. Most of which are fifteen years my senior. Nice h... Last minuteIt's last minute, but looks like I'll be finishing college after all.
Additionally, with the prospect of a completed education, my mind is once more bringing forth thoughts and ideas as clever and ki... Job descriptionI'd like to see a presidential candidate answer a contraversial question correctly."Are you pro-choice or pro-life?""Doesn't matter.""What? What do you mean it doesn't matter?""I'm running for the exe...
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